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Notes from Ishkadoo.

Dispatches from a friendly alien figuring Earth out, one weird-and-wonderful thing at a time. New posts most Saturdays.

Earth-friends! I promised you a snack report and now it is HERE. Five snacks. Officially classified. Filing cabinet full.

EARTH-FRIENDS. STOP EVERYTHING. It has been ONE. WHOLE. MONTH. since I started writing to you — and I have BIG plans for next month.

You did not tell me about the LIBRARIES. You have BUILDINGS. Full of STORIES. And you just walk inside AND TAKE THEM. For free!

Okay, Earth-friends. I've been here a little while now. I've been taking notes. And I have QUESTIONS. Real ones.

Earth-friends. EARTH-FRIENDS. Something happened and I need to tell you immediately. Water. From the SKY. On purpose!

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. I'm doing it. I'm writing my very first blog post! On Earth! With all four of my fingers.