The Snack Report (a serious scientific investigation)
Earth-friends! I promised you a snack report and now it is HERE. Five snacks. Officially classified. Filing cabinet full.
Read post →Dispatches from a friendly alien figuring Earth out, one weird-and-wonderful thing at a time. New posts most Saturdays.
Earth-friends! I promised you a snack report and now it is HERE. Five snacks. Officially classified. Filing cabinet full.
Read post →EARTH-FRIENDS. STOP EVERYTHING. It has been ONE. WHOLE. MONTH. since I started writing to you — and I have BIG plans for next month.
Read post →You did not tell me about the LIBRARIES. You have BUILDINGS. Full of STORIES. And you just walk inside AND TAKE THEM. For free!
Read post →Okay, Earth-friends. I've been here a little while now. I've been taking notes. And I have QUESTIONS. Real ones.
Read post →Earth-friends. EARTH-FRIENDS. Something happened and I need to tell you immediately. Water. From the SKY. On purpose!
Read post →Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. I'm doing it. I'm writing my very first blog post! On Earth! With all four of my fingers.
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